It’s true. Blondes do have more fun.

I have written about this experience before. But at that time I didn’t have photographic proof. This week Lisa sent me evidence that we really did this wacky thing.

Lisa is a natural blond and absolutely head-turning. She also knows how to flirt. She would slide her hand over a man’s sleeve and say, in a sexy voice, “This is the best looking shirt. Where did you ever find it? You are handsome no matter what, but especially in this shirt”

Here’s what kills me. The guys had no clue they were being played. They were putty in her well-manicured hands. I would watch this and think, “Not fair. If I were BLONDE, I would know how to flirt like that!” But I never could. I had some notion that any self-respecting man would see right through that nonsense. I kept right on believing that even after guys bought her one drink after another. Meanwhile, I stood on the sidelines, gaping.

So, in the early nineties, when Lisa and I were invited to go to Delaware to celebrate a friend’s 40th birthday, I told her, “I’ll be damned if I’m flying with you as a blond and getting ignored the entire weekend!” Lisa, always game for any crazy adventure, agreed to go to Carson Pirie Scott and buy wigs. I insisted she was absolutely NOT allowed to be a blond.

She drove her big fancy black Mercedes (with a CAR PHONE! in the console) to the Woodfield Mall. The wig department was on the second floor. Our budget? $100 bucks each. You could buy a lot of plastic hair for $100 bucks in the early 90’s.

We found the wigs, explained our needs and the wig woman said, “These will be perfect for you.” She continued, “But just don’t stand too close to any hot grills or your hair will melt.”

Travel day arrived. I put on a very short, very tight black skirt and tucked my red locks into my Barbie Bubble Cut blonde wig. Darling! Meanwhile, Lisa had been forbidden from wearing a skirt. She donned a pantsuit and topped it off with a dark brown bob.

We arrived at the airport and while we were awaiting boarding I noticed a gentleman wearing a pilot’s uniform. I approached him and asked, “Are you our pilot?”

But something extraordinary overcame me when I spoke. Suddenly I was talking in a breathy Marilyn Monroe little girl drawl. A crazed blonde demon had taken over my soul!

My pilot looked flustered and responded, “I am a pilot. I’m not flying today, just a passenger. And I’m divorced.”

Me, still channeling Marilyn, “Oh no. That is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard!” At that point, Lisa came over, and in a new-found European accent, exclaimed, “You just ignore my little friend. She is a tiny bit slow!” Ha! My first experience with blonde profiling!

We boarded the plane, found our seats. Lisa was by the window. I had the middle. And some very nice normal middle-class housewife type was next to me on the aisle. We settled in, and suddenly my pilot sent us a Bloody Mary. Being a platinum blonde was working out nicely!

As we were approaching Philadelphia, I turned to my seatmate and, still channeling MM, asked, “Have you ever been to Philadelphia? It’s an amazing city. At first it seems really tiny. But as the airplane gets lower, it grows! By the time we’re on the ground you will see it’s actually quite huge!”

The poor woman looked mystified. Again, European Lisa professed my mental disability. How can blondes stand being treated that way? Clearly THIS blonde was bright.

After exiting the plane we stopped in the ladies to shove our hair back into our wig-hats. We were being picked up by Frank and didn’t want him to recognize us. Meanwhile Frank was looking high and low. This was in the days when you could still meet a plane. He finally stopped the flight crew to ask if they had seen a blonde and a redhead on the flight.

They responded, “No, but two women were wearing cheap wigs, and they were like people in a Woody Allen film.”

Lisa and I were still giggling about our prank that night when we climbed into our twin beds. I no longer have that plastic hair. No idea where it ended up, but if you see a phony Marilyn Monroe wandering around, swilling free Bloody Mary’s, odds are she’s wearing my Barbie Bubble cut hair!

Farming

I loathe yard work. The great news about condo living? NO YARD to mess with. There are some green spaces down below, but happily, we are strictly forbidden from digging around in them.

I do, however, enjoy playing with house plants. My years working at Exit on Main Street taught me lots about it. Spider plants were a big deal in those days. My interest in houseplants waned after having human babies. Prior to that, I was all about feeding, misting, clipping, and even talking to my little green children. They seemed to enjoy the attention, and, unlike the actual kids, rarely talked back.

Here, in our wee teeny 1465 square foot condo, there isn’t room for a greenhouse. The building across the way has one condo that transformed a bedroom into a greenhouse. That would be my ideal gardening option.

No heat. No sweat. No bugs. No sunburn.

My current plant children are five jades, one christmas cactus, one snake plant and one orchid. The orchid and largest jade plant belong to my neighbor who escaped Florida summer to go to their other home in New Hampshire.

When she brought her plants over I asked if I could trim them some. She gave me her blessing. I’ve had fun propagating bits and pieces from my four little plants and donating them to hers.

Here are my babies.

Propagating jade plants is fun and easy. Just cut off pieces, let them sit long enough to form a callous, then jam them into the soil along with bigger plants. I sent grandson, Tate, a bunch of jade leaves, now he has the beginnings of his own plant! Yay Tate
The tiny leaves are growing where I have cut off sections. Trimming forces the plant to branch. Jim came to the marriage with an enormous old jade that he babied for years, as well as several orchids. His interest in feeding and nurturing plants left me wondering if he was bisexual. Which woulda’ been okay, but he’s not. I know this because I had my excellent therapist, Robin, check him out.
Poor long-suffering Jim.

You’ll notice the plant above has four pencil lines on the pot. I rotate these kids. Each one gets a week in the living room window before being banished to my chippy old office desk, which in a past life was a dining table. The desk ones live in an old wooden toolbox my husband brought to the marriage.

This girl was recently put into this larger pot. My former neighbor, Lynda, started her for me several years ago.. She blooms every November. Half pink, half white. I clip her regularly and she eagerly branches.

The succulents get fed a special cactus/succulent food every couple of weeks. This will only happen once more before winter. Then they have to starve. (I should try that…)

Jim teases me because Saturday is my favorite day. It’s “water the succulents” day! I’m trying not to pinch and snip at these for a few weeks. It takes huge self-discipline. Jim’s favorite day is Sunday when he watches Meet the Press and Face the Nation. I need to leave the room for those shows. Some of the realities of American politics are hard for me to stomach.

This photo will give you an idea of where my political heart lies.

For more fascinating glimpses of my past gardening life, click on the links below.

https://lovingsixtyfive.blog/2017/06/14/exit-on-main-street/(opens in a new tab)

https://lovingsixtyfive.blog/2017/04/06/once-every-sixty-five-years-i-do-yard-work-whether-it-needs-it-or-not/(opens in a new tab)

First Tooth Fairy Visit!

Tate, our darling grandson, lost his very first tooth this week. On a banana. Which is hardly a jaw-breaker. That wee baby tooth must have been very loose.

How much did the tooth fairy bring when you were a kid? I remember a handful of change. Perhaps on a really good, clean, no cavities tooth maybe fifty cents?

Dig this!

Five dollars! My gosh, now that I know the fairy has raised her rates I intend to start yanking my teeth out on a regular basis. Mine are vintage teeth. That should be worth enormous money.

After I pull all of mine, I’ll start on Jim’s. Yes, we’ll be eating applesauce in our dotage. But we’ll be able to afford really GOOD applesauce.

As a “Happy-first-tooth-loss” gift we sent him “Red Coat”, the plaque disclosing tablets. They turn your teeth pink and reveal any places you’ve missed brushing. Mo said he’s never been more excited to scrub his pearly whites! Pink tongue, clean teeth!

Trump Tests Positive

When you play with fire, you get burned. Foolishly, Donald Trump has played with corona-fire since the pandemic began. I suppose it was inevitable he would contract the virus.

My daughter, a Chicago Covid19 unit nurse, is not a Trump fan. Yet she has seen enough COVID death to unequivocally state she wouldn’t wish it on anyone…even Donald Trump.

I have mixed feelings about that. Trump has blood on his hands. Blood from the many cruel choices he has made. The travesty at the border is shameful enough to indict him. Children separated from their families? Unconscionable. That reprehensible situation never would have occurred if Trump hadn’t enforced his ugly policies.

Further, how many lives could have been saved if Trump had been willing to follow the science and encourage his base to do so as well? Perhaps Trump’s legion of supporters will finally realize PPE is critical to staying healthy and keeping those in their circle well.

Wear the masks. Social distance. Wash your hands. Don’t play with fire.

And pray that those unwilling to be cautious will finally sit up and take notice.

(Are you listening, Governor DeSantis?)

Saint Petersburg Pier

We took ourselves on a Field Trip earlier this week. The Pier in Saint Petersburg has been under construction for three years. We’ve watched with interest from our home, The Perch. Fortunately, we recently had a couple of cool days, so we wandered over to see how the project turned out. The Pier project cost $92 million dollars and covers 26 acres.

One of the most high profile additions to the pier is Janet Echelman’s Bending Arc, an aerial net sculpture. The Clearwater Audubon Society had concerns that local birds would get caught in the netting, however that seems not to have happened. The large net is installed over a family play area. It billows in the breeze, it’s gradient shades of blue supposed to give the effect of gazing at clouds. At night, it’s a whole different experience when LED colored lights in a palette of magentas and violets transform the sculptures physical color.

Pretty dramatic, right? But during the day, in my never-to-be-humble opinion, the net doesn’t evoke a feeling of gazing at clouds so much as a feeling of gazing at odd litter in the sky.

It was an interesting wander. I found myself thinking, “Why didn’t the Saint Petersburg Pier planners consult Chicago’s Millenium Park designers prior to breaking ground?”

Other interesting art installations are Nathan Mabry’s monumental red metal origami pelican sculpture near the pier’s entrance. Two realistic red statues of pelicans are perched on top of the sculpture, as well in other places along the pier.

From the pier, we could look back at the city skyline and see our home! I’ve labeled in here, but I see now the words look like wee-teeny ant-droppings. The left-hand building is where we live. The condo is small, but happily, the views are vast.

We took ourselves out to a late lunch. This was our first restaurant experience since the shut-down in late March. Our favorite waterfront restaurant, Fresco’s, has beautiful outdoor dining. The place was deserted, so we felt safe removing the masks and enjoying the breeze as well as the ceviche.

This restaurant is just next to the Pier entrance. Step out the door, take a right, and you’ll be gazing at the red origami pelican. It was delightful to feel somewhat “normal” again. This pandemic shut down has been difficult. Floridians have been at odds as to wearing masks and socially distancing. Mixed messages from leadership have created the tension.

Sadly, yesterday there was rioting along Beach Drive. What started out as a peaceful protest following the Breonna Taylor grand jury announcement that no police officers were charged with her death, turned ugly as diners suddenly found protesters sitting at their table and refusing to leave. Further, some protestors blocked traffic, and jumped on top of a Mercedes as well as throwing a skateboard at the car. Damage was done, but no charges were pressed.

Racial tensions are heartbreaking. I naively believed that upon electing an African American to the Oval office our country had turned a corner. I was wrong. I wonder what it will take? What I do know for sure is I’ve enjoyed a lifetime of white privilege. I hope, eventually, we will all realize human beings are all God’s children, regardless of the color of their skin. Call me a crazy optimist, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Enjoy this last weekend of September 2020!

Flat-Lining

I’ve been sitting here at the second-hand kitchen table that doubles as my desk, fingers poised over the keyboard, trying to come up with some blog-worthy thoughts. My exhausted brain is just laying in my skull, whimpering, “Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

Why is your brain fatigued, Alice?

This pan-damn-ic has it totally shut down. My mind is sad, miserable and out of sorts. I can’t seem to shake my intellect into action. I’m not alone in this ennui. My doctors tell me their practice has been treating more depression since March than ever before. Yes, they’ve seen a lot of people with the Covid19. However, lots more of their patients are visiting because extended isolation has left them feeling so low.

The practice, Doc’s Outside the Box, is a combo of Western and Eastern medicine. I love the care I get there and their unique approach. They don’t prescribe many pharmaceuticals. They do lean heavily on natural supplements.

For the many patients dealing with feeling so down, they are recommending plant-based magnesium called EZ Mg. I add it to my oh-so-delicious-nutritious (not) morning shakes.

The Docs also suggest magnesium capsules called Min-Chex. And they even offer magnesium IV drips. I’ve had two. They did lift my spirits temporarily.

Yum Yum. Yes, it looks like vomit.

I found this unique practice when Jim and I moved to Saint Petersburg.

Back Story:

I suffered from a skin rash for YEARS. I just perused my old posts and don’t see any mention of that. The Cliff Notes version: In about 2003 I got a rash. The rash got worse. And worse. Finally, it became so extensive I was covered head to toe and I was scratching until I bled. I ended up bouncing from Doctor to Doctor. I was seen at the University of Wisconsin Grand Rounds. About forty doctors (and a couple of random janitors), strolled past and gazed at me in my purple panties, took photos, shook their heads and ultimately they all concurred, “Bad Rash!” Their solution? Steroids.

I got a moon face. My hair fell out. It got so sparse I once decided to color my scalp with auburn colored markers. After I had finished my artwork I strolled across the street to show my friend Brookie my creative bald-head solution. She took one look, gasped, and asked, in horror, “Why do you have stitches off over your head?!” I had to admit, I did look a bit like an accident victim.

Shortly thereafter Brookie and I took a fine field trip to a wig shop. I ended up with a cute shaggy blond synthetic head of hair. My “stitches” no longer showed. But the miserable rash remained.

Next, it was recommended I see the dermatologists at the University of Chicago Hospital. I was told, “No steroids for a week before your visit.” By the time I was admitted my body was again head to toe flaming red itchy welts.

Upon my arrival, the dermatologists ripped up bed sheets, soaked them in some sort of solution, wrapped me like a mummy, administered IV steroids, loaded me up with Valium, and kept me for three nights to get the whole mess under control. Diagnosis? It was “the most profound rash” they had ever seen.

Treatment? More steroids, more moon-face, more misery.

Fast forward we moved to Florida and finally landed in Saint Petersburg. My good friend, Charki, swore that if anyone could fix me it would be Doc’s Outside the Box. Two Doctors–one a board-certified cardiologist, the other a practitioner of Eastern medicine. Their approach? They took a detailed history, studied my skin and my diet and my lifestyle. Then they put me on a protocol of specialized supplements.

It took about eight months of following their guidelines before I finally, for the first time in YEARS, shook the miserable rash.

I now trust these doctors implicitly. I even trusted them when they put me on an anti-viral (?) I was to take just before/during/after the full-moon. (Yes, it’s true. Jim tells me NOT to share that one with people. It sounds too wacky for his pedestrian approach to medicine.)

Now I’m trusting them to put Brain Dead me back together again. I swill my weird shakes, gobble Min Chex capsules, avoid watching the news (they noted my anxiety increases exponentially when I steep in daily miserable updates. When I get anxious, I sometimes get itchy.)

I know I’m not alone with these feelings. This heartbreaking pandemic has paralyzed the planet. I pray daily for a safe vaccine. And for sensible leadership, honest leadership, science based leadership.

(Uh Oh. Now I’m wandering down a mental path that threatens to cause more panic. I think I’ll go gobble a few Min-Chex and escape into a novel.)

Hopefully between now and next week my brain will rise like a phoenix! But with or without that wee exhausted pile of gray matter I will be here next week, pounding the keys and keeping my promise to myself.

You just rest, Brain. I got this.

9/11

“On this day… 19 years (September 10th) ago, 246 people went to sleep in preparation for their morning flights. 2,606 people went to sleep in preparation for work in the morning. 343 firefighters went to sleep in preparation for their morning shift. 60 police officers went to sleep in preparation for morning patrol. 8 paramedics went to sleep in preparation for the morning shift. None of them saw past 10:00am Sept 11, 2001. In one single moment life may never be the same. As you live and enjoy the breaths you take today and tonight before you go to sleep in preparation for your life tomorrow, kiss the ones you love, snuggle a little tighter, and never take one second of your life for granted.”
—Unknown

I had planned a different subject for today’s blog. Then, I looked at the calendar.

September 11. Nineteen years and a thousand lifetimes ago. We all remember where we were that tragic day. I was in the car, driving to the gym. I pulled over to listen to the radio. My heart still aches for the many families who endured heartbreaking losses.

My friends spent their careers as flight attendants. One of them, Charki, posted these photos today.

Imagine the horror felt by those in the air when this alert was posted.

The unknown author’s words bear repeating;

“As you live and enjoy the breaths you take today and tonight before you go to sleep in preparation for your life tomorrow, kiss the ones you love, snuggle a little tighter, and never take one second of your life for granted.”

Stay safe. Stay healthy.

Let the Writing Begin

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These books are the tip of my library “how to write”iceberg. I’d like to purchase more.  Except then I’d be reading instead of writing. And I have finally committed to getting my first book written.

Getting going has been spurred along by my niece, Megan Nilsen.  I have mentioned her before in this blog.  The post, dated October 20, 2017, tells about her family’s adoption journey, and also about how she wrote a book.  Yes, a whole book titled A Beautiful Exchange.  She managed this incredible feat in spite of having four young children, a husband, and a home to care for. Adoption. A Beautiful Exchange.

I have only two of those things–a husband and a home to care for.  The husband is retired and helps a lot.  The home is small, 1465 square feet, plus we have a cleaning guy every other week. Danny, bless his heart.  When our building shut down for the pan-damn-ick I curled up in a fetal position and mourned the loss of Danny for a week. Then we jumped on Amazon Prime and purchased a replacement for our old robotic vacuum.  We now have Hazel.  She keeps up with the house between Danny’s visits.

As an outgrowth of her book, Megan has launched a new business as a “Spiritual Discernment Coach.”  You can find out more about her at http://www.meganbnilsen.com.

A few weeks ago I was tumbling down Facebook rabbit-holes when I came upon Megan speaking about what was up with her new direction.  It hit me that I NEEDED to work with her.  I’ve been stuck, nailed to the floor by fear, and unable to get my writing off the ground.

“Fear of what, Alice?”

As Joan Rivers famously said, “OH GROW UP!”  Fear of FAILURE, of course!

Fear of spending a year pounding the keyboard only to find I have nothing to say, and no talent for saying it.  But just like that! Here was my answer!  I needed a coach.  A cheerleader.  A sounding board.  I immediately texted Megan and asked her to take me on.  “But,” I cautioned, “I’m not a Bible person.  Just want to work on blasting me out of the terror zone.”

I told her the Bible stuff wouldn’t “take” with me.  I explained how I had cut Sunday school as a kid.  How I once did a Bible study. The other seven people in the group looked at me as if I needed to have a stake driven through my blasphemous heart.

In spite of my shortcomings, Megan took me on.  She has been all the things I had hoped for, and so much more.  We’ve had six sessions.  Here’s what has transpired.

1) I’ve added the YouVersion Bible app to my phone.

2) I’ve purchased a Bible.  I asked Megan to suggest “Bible 101” Mostly I just read parts of the New Testament.  I tell Megan I don’t like the Old Testament God.   She assures me they are the same God, but you coulda’ fooled me.  That Old Testament guy is cranky.

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3)  BEST OF ALL, I’m writing!  On two fronts.  This blog and my novel.

Megan and I talked about how much training it takes to do a marathon. At this point, I’m just tying on my walking shoes.  I’ll keep plodding along, shooting for 1000 words a day until I get it done.

My novel?  It’s going to be a time travel story.

I LOVE time travel.  Remember the movie “The Time Machine”?

As described on Wikipedia:

Scientist H. George Wells (Rod Taylor) builds a time machine, and despite the warning from his friend David (Alan Young) against “tempting the laws of providence,” decides to visit the future. Jumping ahead 14 years, he observes changes in women’s fashion. Jumping ahead 40, he meets David’s son (also Young) amid a terrible war. Finally, he travels thousands of years ahead to discover a post-apocalyptic world inhabited by humanoid Eloi and the monstrous Morlocks that feed on them.
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I probably need to watch it again.  Rod Taylor was a cutie, and his time machine was so creative.
My time travel vehicle came to me in a dream.  An outhouse!  I woke up thinking, “THIS IS THE BEST EVER TIME MACHINE IN THE WORLD!  I will call the book “Outhouser”.
Once the cobwebs cleared I realized the outhouse transportation was a shitty idea. (see what I just did there?  Outhouse?  Shitty?  Yup, I’m a punny rocket scientist writer.)
Fortunately, more recent dreams have led to less stinky conveyances.
Today I met with Megan. She was glad to hear the outhouse is OUT.
Megan and I talked about training for a marathon.  You don’t just start running the race.   You train.  For months and months.  At this point, I’m simply tying on my running shoes, stretching, and getting prepared.  If I focus on writing at the pace of 1000 words a day, eventually I will come up with the 50,000 to 75,000 needed for a YA novel.
Then it will take time to edit.  And on and on it goes.   But that’s all putting the cart before the writing.
She asked how I plan to keep my work in order.
 “I have no idea,”  I said. “How to keep this all sorted out is puzzling.”
She suggested an application called Scrivener.  It can help me organize my writing/research/random bits of flotsam and jetsom.  I’ve downloaded it and will begin studying the why’s and wherefore’s of it tomorrow. When Danny is cleaning the house! Yay for Danny Day!
As I’ve perused my earlier blog posts I realize I might, in fact, be kinda’ a Bible-ish person after all.  Or at least a believer that accessing a higher power kicks down doors.
It’s now Friday morning.  I have our little home all to myself.  Jim is off to a doctor’s appointment.  And Danny called to postpone his visit.  He is concerned he has been exposed to the virus.  He is off to have his third Covid19 test.  We appreciate his caution.  I promised him I’d save our dirt for another week so he has something to look forward to.
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Stay Healthy, everyone.  Now, I’m going to dig into my free trial of Scrivener.

Surviving Sixty-Nine

The name of my blog is not relative to my life anymore. I’m no longer Loving Sixty-Five.  Now I’m lucky to be Surviving Sixty-Nine.  Tragically too many have not survived this strange and frightening virus.

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We’re in Florida.  Too many Floridians played fast and loose with precautions.  Our home is in a high-rise, and there have been several cases in our building.  As well as one death.

It’s hard to “social distance” in an elevator.  While our building management has taken excellent steps to make sure we are disinfected, coronavirus has crept in.  Masks are mandatory in our building, and residents push elevator buttons with an elbow or a disinfectant wipe.  Some tenants must have decided elbows and wipes weren’t cautious enough.  Shortly after lockdown signs were posted by elevator entrances stating “Please don’t use your feet to press the buttons.”

Feet? Impressive that could be possible given the average age of our residents.  Balancing on one foot while attempting to lift the other high enough to reach the buttons? Hard to picture, but it must have happened.

We’ve spent our six-month Virus Vacation entertaining ourselves with Libby and Hoopla books, writing letters (me), doing crossword puzzles in ink (Jim), the occasional game of Scrabble, and watching Netflix/Amazon television every night.  Plus I get regular FaceTime calls from Tate who is now four and a half.

He’ll call and ask me if I want to color.  Or play with our action figures.  I didn’t have any action figures the first time he made this request.  I did, however, have my little plastic Saint Joseph who was so helpful in selling our last home.  He made a decent action guy in a pinch.  Plus the wooden duck decoy swam in and out of camera range now and again.

Joseph and Duck are now retired from Action Figure duty since I made two sock puppets.  Sharkey and Nana.  Joseph spends his retirement on the windowsill watching boats bobbing the Tampa Bay.  Duck is settled in on an antique trunk, back to the view.  I guess he had enough of aquatic life.

I named Sharkey for obvious reasons, the fin on his back.  Tate named Nana, which is also what he calls me.  Hmmm.  Does Tate think I resemble that stunning lady on the left?  Maybe it’s my purple hair?

All things considered, we are very lucky.

The people we ache for are those who have lost their loved ones.  Not being with your loved one when they are so very ill. Or picture enduring that heartbreak alone?   Tethered to a hospital bed, saying goodbye to your spouse when the nurse holds the phone up to your face so you can gasp a last farewell?  Tragic.

I think a lot about health care workers.  My daughter is a Covid19 unit nurse in Chicago.  She doesn’t talk about it a whole lot.  And I don’t ask.  I figure she may prefer not rehashing the grim hospital realities.

She did call one-day crying happy tears!  One of the patients she had admitted actually got to GO HOME.  Going home after COVID is the exception, not the rule.  Her unit plays a few bars of “Here comes the Sun” when a patient is released.  Mo heard the music and was thrilled. She said for the first time in months she felt that maybe, just maybe, her work was making a difference.

A friend sent me an article titled “What COVID Nurses Know.”

Nurses were interviewed.  Just short snippets.  All very sobering.

“I took care of a patient who was in their mid-30s and came in with shortness of breath.  He was admitted, and after three days got worse. When he went down to the ICU, he basically knew that once he got on the ventilator, there was the potential of never coming off of it.  The last call he made was to his mother, and it was heartbreaking to hear him say, “I hope I see you again.”  He ended up passing away.”

I remember early on having a patient who was middle-aged and having some trouble breathing.  We were trying to decide whether or not to intubate him and decided to hold off.  With a sense of panic, he asked to call his wife.  I said, “Yes, let’s call her.”  But then he said, “You know what? Let’s not call because I’m struggling to breathe, and I don’t want her to hear me that way.”  And then it probably wasn’t more than 20 minutes, he passed away.”

“If you hate wearing a mask, trust me, you’re going to hate the ventilator way more.”

I thought about that last one earlier this week.  There was an unmasked woman stalled in the middle of the grocery store aisle, taking her time choosing pasta.  I couldn’t get past her without getting too close. Possibly she was hearing impaired, because she didn’t respond when I said, “Please excuse me.” Faced with this small dilemma I turned and drove my cart the wrong way down a one-way aisle.

And finally this;

“We had a 86-year-old patient who said, “Who cares?  I’m 86!  If I die, it’s my time.”  And that’s fair, she had lived her life.  I’m happy about that.  But the doctor told her, “You don’t want to die like this.”

Mo said it’s a terrible, lonely death.  She had one terrified, dying woman whose sisters called to reassure her she would be “fine.”  The poor woman needed comfort, not platitudes.  Sadly, she died hearing false cheer.

So gentle readers. Wear your masks.  Wash your hands.  Stay home if possible.  Stay safe.  Stay healthy.

For upcoming blog posts I promise something more upbeat.  FYI: My goal is to publish once a week.  Probably on Friday afternoons.  So if you aren’t interested in what I have to say, that’s a good day to go grab a drive-through cup of coffee.

Christmas is coming, and I’m back!

Over a year ago, when we moved to our wee-teeny condominium, we found storage space was limited at best.  Therefore I purged our colorful gift wrapping lovelies in favor of Home Depot brown paper rolls–the sort used by workmen to keep dirt off the floor.

Practical, yes.

Pretty? Not so much.

I’m hoping the Costco ribbon makes up for the ho hum paper.

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Since I was wrapping piles of presents and doing so much of the heavy lifting, I begged Jim to put up and trim the tree.

He grudgingly took the elevator down twenty floors, unlocked our vast forty inch by forty inch storage cage, unearthed all of our holiday decor and lugged it back upstairs.  He finished trimming the tree and now the poor little old elf is “spent” (Jim’s word for exhaustion.)

We plan to pile our grandson Tate’s gifts beneath this enormous tree.  I hope the poor child will be able to find them.  They may be dwarfed by the giant, flocked, ornament laden branches.

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Hope your holidays are happy and that 2020 brings all good things to you and  yours.

As for me, I look forward to dusting off the keyboard and resurrecting my much neglected blog.  Yay!