Crow Nazi

April 20, 2017April 22, 2017 lovingsixtyfive

We have a nice back-yard bird feeder complete with a squirrel baffle that truly baffles the squirrels. The feeder attracts loads of colorful feathered beasts, up to and including crows.

I believe the feeder should be an equal opportunity joint–all are welcome to come dine in our yard.

My husband, Jim, sees it differently. He is a Crow Nazi. Jim makes it his JOB to watch the feeder and if a crow deigns to approach, Jim hurls a pool ball across the cage. (Floridians call the screens around their pools “cages”. They are really just screened in porches, but cage sounds fancy, right?)

The other day I was quietly meditating: breathing in God, breathing out love.

Crow Nazi took that moment to pitch the largest ball across the pool, thus loudly interrupting my kind, generous love-out breathing.

I breathed out something way less fortunate than love.

Later that day while Jim golfed I called him to say, “Hurry home–crows at the feeder!” I know it’s wrong to interrupt him at the office, but someone needed to handle the situation.

Lesson learned, Crow Nazi? If you monkey with my meditation, I’ll screw up your backswing.

20170419_122005 — That bell on the pole drives the squirrels nuts. Happily for them, the birds drop loads of seeds to the grass below.

Jim is on the golf course again today. I just went to the back yard and shouted, “Everyone welcome! Come and get it.” As I type, there is one crow gobbling seed and another perched on top waiting for his turn.

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2 thoughts on “Crow Nazi”

Maureen Tate says:

April 28, 2017 at 1:36 am

Ha- you breathed out something less generous. That line made me giggle.

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1. lovingsixtyfive says:
  
  April 28, 2017 at 4:21 am
  
  Funnier in the telling. 🙂
  
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Serves 10

Ingredients:

2 small bulbs fennel
1 yellow onion, thinly sliced
2 T. good olive oil
1 T. unsalted butter
2 pounds russet potatoes
2 C. plus 2 T. heavy cream
2 1/2 C. grated Gruyere cheese
1 tsp. kosher salt
1/2 tsp. freshly ground black pepper

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Butter inside of 10 cup baking dish.
(10x15x2)

Remove the stalks from the fennel and cut the bulbs in half lengthwise. Remove the cores and thinly slice the bulbs crosswise, making about 4 cups of sliced fennel. I recommend using a mandoline slicer. Saute the fennel and o nions in the olive oil and butter on medium-low heat for 15 minutes, until tender.

Peel the potatoes, then thinly slice. Again, I used mandoline and it made the slices perfect. Mix the sliced potatoes in a large bowl with 2 cups of cream, 2 cups of Gruyere, salt and pepper. Add the sauteed fennel and onion as well.

Pour it into prepared baking dish. Press down to smooth top. Combine remaining 2 T. cream with 1/2 cup Gruyere and sprinkle on top. Bake for 1 1/2 hours until potatoes and browned and bubbly.

Allow to set for 10 minutes and serve.

My notes:
This would NOT have been enough for 10 of the hungry Easter group. Knowing we'd be 12 I did about 3 1/2 pounds of potatoes and 4 cups of Gruyere. Forgot the part about sprinkling extra on top, but that was fine.

Sadly people were hoping for seconds and we didn't have any. Next year 5 pounds of potatoes, double the cream, 6 or more Cups of cheese. These were simply wonderful!

Thanks again, Ina. You always come through.

These are dangerously delicious and gluten free! Made them today to take to a party this evening. They are sitting on the counter just daring me to eat another one. Already had three. Oink. My daughter, Mo, turned me on to the recipe. She also taught me to use a scoop and silpat mats. More on those in a future blog post.

I used a #40 cookie scoop, baked on Silpat lined half sheets for about 18 minutes. You can also line the cookie sheets with parchment papter.

Ingredients:

1 3/4 cups (335 grams) packed light brown sugar
2 large eggs, at room temperature
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 3/4 cups (450 grams) smooth peanut butter
Coarse-grained sea salt, to finish

Preheat the oven to 350°F.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the light brown sugar and eggs until smooth. Whisk in the vanilla extract, then the peanut butter until smooth and completely incorporated; you shouldn’t be able to see any ribbons of peanut butter.

If you’d like to get those pretty striations across the top of the cookies, chill the dough by freezing it in its bowl for 15 minutes, stirring it once (so the edges don’t freeze first), before scooping it. If you’re not obsessed with these markings, you can scoop it right away. Scoop or spoon the dough into balls — Place on prepared pan. For the tallest final shape, place the tray in the freezer for 15 minutes before baking.

Sprinkle the dough balls lightly with coarse-grained sea salt just before baking. When finished, cookies should be golden at edges. They’ll need to set on the sheet for a minute or two before they can be lifted intact to a cooling sheet. Trust me, you should let these cool completely before eating so the different textures (crisp outside, soft inside) can set up.

Do ahead: You can definitely make the dough in advance and either refrigerate it for a couple days or freeze it longer. However, if I were going to freeze it, I’d probably go ahead and scoop it first. You can bake them right from the freezer.

Check out the Smitten Kitchen website for further info. She said she got the recipe from Ovenly, a site I now need to look into!

2 tsp. fresh thyme leaves
1 tsp. whole fennel seeds
kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
1/3 C. good olive oil
1 lemon halved and sliced 1/4" thick, cut off and discard stem ends.
1 yellow onion halved and sliced 1/4" thick
2 large cloves garlic, thinly sliced
1 chicken, cut up (Ina says 4 lb. butterflied, but I'm lazy and just buy it already cut up.)
1/2 C. dry white wine such as Pinot Grigio
Juice of one lemon

Preheat oven to 450.
Place thyme, fennel seeds, 1 T. salt and 1 tsp pepper in small food processor (I use my Nutri Bullet) and process until ground. Pour olive oil into small glass measuring cup, stir in ground herbs and set aside.

Distribute lemon slices in 12" skillet (I use large Le Creuset) and distribute onion and garlic on top.

Place chicken, skin side down, atop of oniion and brush with about half oil/herb mix. Turn chicken skin side up, pat dry (Ina says this is important!), and brush with remaining herb/oil mix.

Roast for about 30 minutes, then pour in wine being careful not to pour directly onto chicken. Roast another 10-15 minutes until meat thermometer in thickest part of chicken registers 155-160 degrees.

Remove from oven, sprinkle with lemon juice, cover skillet tightly with aluminum foil and allow to rest for 10-15 minutes. Sprinkle with salt, and serve hot with pan juices. The onions and lemons should be included. The lemons are edible and fabulous.

After cooking this go buy Ina's "Cooking for Jeffrey." She is simply wonderful.

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