Child’s name: Flat Stanley
Last Seen: Saturday, November 25th. Stanley was in an envelope placed in the streetside mailbox and bound for Galena, IL.
Wearing: Red short sleeved shirt, blue jeans with front pockets and one button, brown shoes.
Overall Appearance: Wide-eyed, curious gaze, full lips, short brown head hugging hair, no fingers, nose or ears.
Recent Photo: 
Foul play is not suspected. If seen, please contact me.
(Not everyone here trusts that Stanley’s AWOL stature is accidental. He’s a playful child and known to pull pranks. Sliding under doorways and slipping between book pages are among his favorites. I am currently attempting to recreate his “things gathered by Stanley” file. Which meant microwaving more Spanish Moss. Ugh. Stinky.)
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