Child’s name: Flat Stanley
Last Seen: Saturday, November 25th. Stanley was in an envelope placed in the streetside mailbox and bound for Galena, IL.
Wearing: Red short sleeved shirt, blue jeans with front pockets and one button, brown shoes.
Overall Appearance: Wide-eyed, curious gaze, full lips, short brown head hugging hair, no fingers, nose or ears.
Foul play is not suspected. If seen, please contact me.
(Not everyone here trusts that Stanley’s AWOL stature is accidental. He’s a playful child and known to pull pranks. Sliding under doorways and slipping between book pages are among his favorites. I am currently attempting to recreate his “things gathered by Stanley” file. Which meant microwaving more Spanish Moss. Ugh. Stinky.)