Missing Child.

Child’s name:  Flat Stanley

Last Seen: Saturday, November 25th. Stanley was in an envelope placed in the streetside mailbox and bound for Galena, IL.

Wearing: Red short sleeved shirt, blue jeans with front pockets and one button, brown shoes.

Overall Appearance: Wide-eyed, curious gaze, full lips, short brown head hugging hair, no fingers, nose or ears.

Recent Photo:  Stanley2.jpg

Foul play is not suspected. If seen, please contact me.

(Not everyone here trusts that Stanley’s AWOL stature is accidental.  He’s a playful child and known to pull pranks.  Sliding under doorways and slipping between book pages are among his favorites.  I am currently attempting to recreate his “things gathered by Stanley” file.  Which meant microwaving more Spanish Moss.  Ugh. Stinky.)